Let's be honest, nobody warns you that the hardest part of moving in with someone isn't the apartment. It's the person. Not because they're awful. Usually the opposite. It's because nobody ever says the quiet part out loud: who's doing dishes, who's paying what, and what happens when their "friend" is suddenly sleeping over four nights a week.
This is the guide that has that conversation for you, so you don't have to send one more passive-aggressive text about the sink.
What's inside:
- The "Before You Move In" talk, the questions you actually need to ask, before a single box gets packed
- Bill-splitting methods that don't end in a group chat argument, plus a monthly bill tracker
- Three chore systems that actually get done (pick your fighter: rotation, zones, or points)
- Boundary scripts for guests, noise, food, and borrowed stuff, say the awkward thing without the awkward part
- A fillable roommate agreement template you print, fill out together, and stick on the fridge
- What to do when things go wrong, and how to tell a house-rules problem from a lease problem
13 pages. Instant PDF download. Sage-and-gold pretty enough you won't mind it living on your fridge.
Good rules. Better relationships. Let's make it a good living situation.
